Oh the analytics you could know . . .

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In honor of the late, great Dr. Seuss' birthday, an analytics-themed ditty: Oh! The analytics you could know Custom Dimensions and reports that will show Visits, visitors and bounce rate galore Conversion rates and multi-channel funnels So much data that you will need to build a tunnel to a Big Query And queries you will make And things you will ask And items you will task to your digital analytics expert who knows a lot about that. Tags that are firing, dashboards to be built ecommerce to be tracking, woven into a Big Data quilt The analytics expert has thoughts of his own Dreaming of SQL and Hadoop and on… He sorts through piles of data and codes java script And considers the data and its relationship to the customers who surf the vast internet and landing pages and the information they get So… If you want to know and truly understand Google Analytics and the power within your hand You only need a Google log in You don't have to go to San Fran Bring a computer and brains and C’mon man! You’re off to great places The wonderful things we will show Oh! The analytics you will know . . .